SOB
One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.
有个女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪………
Girl: Father, I have sinned.
女孩 神父 我有罪
Preacher: What did you do, little girl?
神父 孩子 你犯了什麽罪呢？
Girl: Yesterday, I called a man ason of a Bitch.
女孩 昨天 我骂了某个男人一句 「你这个狗娘养的 」
Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?
神父 为什麽？他对你做了什麽吗？
Girl: He touched my breast.
女孩 他……他摸我的胸部
Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)
神父 你是说像这样子吗？（神父伸手摸女孩的胸部）
Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.
女孩 （因为神父的举动而有一些害羞）嗯……是的
Preacher: That"s no reason to call him that.
神父 只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊
Girl: But he also took off my cloth.
女孩 但是……他又把我的衣服脱掉……
Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)
神父 你是说像这样子吗？（神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服）
Girl: Yes, that"s what he did.
女孩 是的 是这样子没错
Preacher: That"s still no reason to call him that.
神父 可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊
Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
女孩 然後……他把他的……那个……放到我的……那个……里面……
Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)
神父 （奸笑貌）你是说像这样子吗？（神父和女孩就那个那个了）
Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that"s what he did...
女孩 （数分钟後）喔……是的……就是这样子………
Preacher: My dear girl, that"s still no reason to call him a...
神父 我亲爱的孩子 就算是这样你还是没有理由骂他「你这个………」
Girl: But he had AIDS!!
女孩 但是他有 AIDS 呀!!
Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!
神父 那个狗娘养的!!!
